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peace, love, and granola [26 Jan 2007|03:00am]
I doubt I'll be updating this anymore. I'm too busy these days, not like I updated much anyways. I'm still on Myspace and Facebook, so whatever. I doubt anyone on here cares.


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[17 Nov 2006|12:01am]
[ mood | Fucking Wiggin' Out ]

OMG, the fucking Descent is the most fucking scary movie I have ever seen in my entire fucking life. Imagine 6, count em SIX "grown ass men" sitting on a couch watching that movie and pissing our pants every three minutes. I'm gonna go smoke a cigarette.

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BAAAAAAHHHHHH [02 Nov 2006|07:29am]
I'm half asleep and kicking myself for having such an early class. And I can't decide, which one if either one to pursue. And I want a new motor for the mustang, and I want to find a house, and I need to go brush my teeth, and it is cold in here, and this is a long sentence.
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[01 Nov 2006|01:47am]
Dude, parties are awesome. I dressed as a ringwraith and it was awesome, I had the sword and all. Traci was a princess, and Chad was Mario. Darrell was the Phantom of the Opera, Hopper was a squirrel man ghost, and then there were the vampires. Oh man, and we swore in the new DOKAs. Word.
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[30 Oct 2006|06:42am]
[ mood | disturbed ]

Dude, my camera screen totally went fuckin' green when I was in the Bell Witch cave. It has never done that before.

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Fuck drama [26 Oct 2006|06:07am]
[ mood | Asian ]

Girls can be fucking retarded. I can't believe she called the fucking cops. We were all ready to beat some ass too. Oh well, Fuck Bitches.

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[13 Oct 2006|06:15am]
[ mood | pondersome ]

I had an odd couple of dreams during my nap this afternoon. They were extremely pleasant. When I awoke, I was in a state of euphoria. Basically in my dream I met someone who is a student up here, those who read this know the person but probably won't be able to guess who it is. They seem awesome, but I haven't had the balls to talk to them yet. Anyways, so, I meet them and then there was dialog, and then flirting, and then it seemed like love....WTF? I haven't even talked to this person and I had a dream about them where we fell in love, and then I wake up in a very good mood, not wanting to wake because it felt so real. Yeah that was weird.

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Damn it I lost [13 Oct 2006|05:52am]
I suck at the game. The whole point is to not think about the game. If you think about it, you have to say Dammit I lost, or Fuck, I lost...you get the point. The only time you can talk about the game is when someone loses or someone asks you about it. Well now that you have read this, you are playing.
P.S. my brain is like COBOL, if you get that you are prolly white and nerdy.
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[24 Sep 2006|05:43am]
FUCK
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RIP Steve Irwin [05 Sep 2006|02:02am]
[ mood | sad ]

SYDNEY (Reuters) - From Canberra's corridors of power to tropical Queensland, Australia was stunned on Monday by the untimely death of naturalist Steve Irwin, whose TV capers with dangerous beasts had made him "a modern-day Noah".

"I really do feel Australia has lost a wonderful and colorful son," Prime Minister John Howard told reporters after breaking the news to lawmakers in parliament.

"He took risks, he enjoyed life. He brought immense joy to millions of people, particularly to children, and it's just such a terrible loss."

The "Crocodile Hunter", a chirpy figure known across the world for his death-defying encounters with wild animals, was killed by a stingray barb through the chest on Monday while diving off the country's northeast coast.

Mourners laid flowers outside Irwin's Australia Zoo on Queensland's Sunshine Coast, where crocodiles he trapped in populated areas now roam.

"It was like hearing of the death of a really great friend," said Lesley Manks, an Irwin fan at the zoo.

Down the east coast, Brisbane resident Rod Cameron said: "It's very sad and we are very upset. Australia just lost a bloody good bloke".

Fellow naturalists paid tribute to the 44-year-old, whose documentaries on cable TV channel Animal Planet garnered worldwide audiences of up to 200 million and spawned a virtual industry of books and interactive games.

Mark Townend, chief executive of the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Queensland Inc., said Irwin was "a modern-day Noah, and should be acknowledged as such".

International environmentalist David Suzuki told Ten Network television Irwin had brought a much greater respect for animals such as snakes and crocodiles that are normally "demonised".

British naturalist and broadcaster David Bellamy described Irwin as a great performer and an excellent natural historian.

"I could break down crying at this moment, but I will try not to," Bellamy told the BBC. "He did take enormous risks but he knew what he was doing. It was one of the terrible, terrible, terrible accidents and I wish to God it didn't happen," he said.

"He not only captivated Australia and all the visitors there, but he captivated America because he was audacious."

Many mourned the loss of an Australian face known and loved around the globe.

"Steve Irwin was a true Aussie icon and a fantastic ambassador for Australia," the opposition Labor Party's tourism spokesman, Martin Ferguson, said in a statement.

Tourism Minister Fran Bailey hailed Irwin as a larger-than-life character loved by millions. "Americans adored him. Thousands visited Australia Zoo," she said.

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Just so you all know... [23 Aug 2006|09:25pm]
[ mood | predatory ]

When I wake up in the morning, I piss excellence. That is all.

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Fuck Parents [12 Jul 2006|08:57pm]
[ mood | depressed ]

I'm very pissed at the fact that my parents see me as a 14 year old when in fact I am 20 motherfucking years old damn it. Fuck this bullshit, I'm getting the fuck outta here as soon as possible.

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Everything is good [10 Jun 2006|09:54pm]
[ mood | Sun-burndt ]

Would you like our way home
I bleed my own

Round the hangin' tree
Swayin' in the breeze
In the summer sun
As we two are one
Round the hangin' tree
Swayin' in the breeze
In the summer sun
As we two are one
Swayin'

Can you see under my thumb
There you are

Round the hangin' tree
Swayin' in the breeze
In the summer sun
As we two are one
Round the hangin' tree
Swayin' in the breeze
In the summer sun
As we two are one
Swayin'

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[08 May 2006|12:16am]
[ mood | Judy Bernly ]

I am 20, feels the same as 19 except less sucky. Yay for less sucky. Work tomorrow from 7-5 then maybe looking for 2nd jerb. Wish me luck.

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It was a fucking setup [14 Apr 2006|02:50am]
[ mood | Pissed as Shit ]

I have not posted in some time, and I hate to start back with a bad post. Tonight has been one of the most messed up nights of my life. I have had a bad feeling about it for the past 2 weeks which only grew worse.

This guy I know named Brock has been planning a kegger for the past 2 weeks to be held in the dorms. It is an incredibly dumb idea, but that is what college kids do. To make a long story short, the cops busted the party and cited 6 of my friends. None got arrested, but it was close. I was in the room with them...not drinking...and we got a phone call from Jarrad saying he saw Tech vice headed to the dorm, so I scattered and so did a few people. The cops are still looking for Lucan because they saw him run. The worst part about the whole thing is Brock advertised the party on Myspace, and that is how the cops knew to bust it at 10:50 pm. Someone tipped them off, I don't know who, but they are a bitch.

I'm out

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I need to find more time to update [06 Mar 2006|03:43am]
[ mood | happy ]

So...not much has gone on as of late. I was sick for like a week and a half, but that is about it for excitement. I am on spring break, so I should be hanging with peoples this week. Oh, check my Myspace page.

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Arrgh to ancient ruins [21 Feb 2006|03:16am]
[ mood | awake ]

I am in a fairly pleasant mood at the current moment. I just woke up after sleeping from 3 in the afternoon, so I won't be going back to sleep. It has been an interesting month, Snow, spring-like temps, cops, donuts, fire-alarms, broken-pipes, flooded rooms, chocolate-covered brownies, illness, and exams. That was long. Yeah we had a pipe burst on my floor over the weekend and it flooded like 5 rooms, then another burst on the 3rd floor causing the fire-alarm to go off. Last weekend we had a guy cutting donuts in an Audi, right in front of the cops because of another fire-alarm.

Okay this has become a rant, oh well. I got a new layout...the old one stopped working, I think LJ stopped allowing that type of code pushing.

People from the SPT should be online more often, or call, or something, I never hear from you guys.

Oh yeah

Happy Birthday Kala!!!!

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I got an 82.6 [26 Jan 2006|09:00pm]
The rest of you should take this purity test as well. It is pretty darned interesting.

http://www.puritytest.org
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Your Views? [13 Jan 2006|03:22pm]

Your Political Profile



Overall: 65% Conservative, 35% Liberal

Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal


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Gwen is too hot in this Video [10 Jan 2006|07:40am]
[ mood | Random ]

Working so hard, every night and day
And now we get the pay back
Trying so hard, saving up the paper
Now we get to lay back
Working so hard, every night and day
And now we get the pay back, the pay back, the pay back

Champagne kisses, hold me in your lap of luxury
I only fly first-class desires, you're my limousine
So elegant the way we ride, our passion it just multiplies
There's platinum lightning in the sky
Look I'm livin' like a queen

This kind of love is getting expensive
We know how to live, baby
We're luxurious, like Egyptian cotton
We're so rich in love, we're rollin' in cashmere
Got it in fifth gear, baby
Diamond in the rough is lookin' so sparkly

Working so hard, every night and day
And now we get the pay back
Trying so hard, saving up the paper
Now we get to lay back
Working so hard, every night and day
And now we get the pay back, the pay back, the pay back

Sugar, honey, sexy baby
When we touch it turns to gold
Sensitive and delicate, kinda like a tuberose
You know you are my treasure chest
It's pure perfection when we kiss and
You're my Mr., I'm your Miss
Gonna be until we're old

This kind of love is getting expensive
We know how to live, baby
We're luxurious, like Egyptian cotton

Working so hard, every night and day
And now we get the pay back
Trying so hard, saving up the paper
Now we get to lay back
Working so hard, every night and day
And now we get the pay back, the pay back, the pay back
[2x]

Cha-ching, cha-ching, we're loaded and we're not gonna blow it
Cha-ching, cha-ching, we're hooked up with the love cause we grow it
Cha-ching, cha-ching, we got hydroponic love and we're smokin'
Cha-ching, cha-ching, we burn it, you and I, we are so lit

And we're so rich in love, we're rollin' in cashmere
Got it in fifth gear, baby
Diamond in the rough is lookin' so sparkly

Working so hard, every night and day
And now we get the pay back
Trying so hard, saving up the paper
Now we get to lay back
Working so hard, every night and day
And now we get the pay back, the pay back, the pay back

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